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January 4th, 2007

(no subject) @ 08:21 pm

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Thanks to the Grouchy Old Cripple for this:

A NEW DIRECTION

The stock market is at a new all-time high and America's 401K's are back.

A new direction from there means... what?

Unemployment is at 25 year lows.

A new direction from there means... what?

Oil prices are plummeting.

A new direction from there means... what?

Taxes are at 20 year lows.

A new direction from there means... what?

Federal tax revenues are at all-time highs.

A new direction from there means... what?

The Federal deficit is down almost 50%, just as predicted over last year.

A new direction from there means... what?

Home valuations are up 200% over the past 3.5 years.

A new direction from there means... what?

Inflation is in check; hovering at 20 year lows.

A new direction from there means... what?

Not a single terrorist attack on US soil since 9/11/01.

A new direction from there means... what?

Not having not surfaced in years, Osama bin Laden is living under a rock in a dark cave... If he's even still alive. While 95% of Al Queda's top dogs are either dead or in custody, cooperating with US Intel. (Now that the Dims are running Congress can we look forward to them catching Osama?...GOC)

A new direction from there means... what?

Several major terrorist attacks already, including the recent planned attack involving 10 Jumbo Jets being blown up in mid-air over major US cities in order to celebrate the anniversary of the 9/11/01 attacks have already been thwarted by US and British Intel.

A new direction from there means... what?

Just as President Bush foretold us on a number of occasions, Iraq was to be made "ground zero" for the war on terrorism -- and just as President Bush said they would, terrorist cells from all over the region are arriving from the shadows of their hiding places and flooding into Iraq in order to get their faces blown off by US Marines rather than boarding planes and heading to the United States to wage war on us here.

A new direction from there means... what?

Now let me see, do I have this right ?

I can expect:

The economy to go south, illegals to go North, taxes to go Up, employment to go Down, terrorism threat to expand, tax breaks mysteriously not appear, social security to go away, acceptable health care to go the same way gas prices have gone...?

But what the heck! I can gain comfort by knowing that Nancy P, Hillary C, John K, Edward K, Howard D, Harry R, and Obama... have worked hard to create a comprehensive National Security Plan, Health Care Plan, Immigration Reform Plan, Gay Rights Plan, Same Sex Marriage Plan, Abortion On Demand Plan, Tolerance of Everyone and Everything Plan, How to Return all Troops to the U.S. in The Next Six Months Plan, A Get Tough Plan, adapted from the French Plan by the same name and a How Everyone Can Become as Wealthy as We Are Plan. Ooop's, forgot the "No More Katrinas" Storm Plan.

Now I know why I feel good after the elections. I am going to be able to sleep so much better at nights knowing these dedicated politicians are thinking of me and my welfare.

Would you really want to pass this good news along to all of your friends so they can feel better also?
 
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From:wingguy
Date:January 5th, 2007 04:49 pm (UTC)
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This is really quite good. I remember John K. intoning "As I travel around the country, and see the wreckage of the Bush economy..." Gee, I wonder why nobody bought into that theme.
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From:john_holton
Date:January 5th, 2007 06:13 pm (UTC)
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They were all at work, except for the press.

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