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December 17th, 2007

(no subject) @ 02:58 pm

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Got these from Grouchy Old Cripple:

Santa Claus slides down the chimney because it soots him.

One young boy calls him Santa Cause because he heard there was Noel.

Helpers at the North Pole are called subordinate clauses.

You really need to get spruced up to sell Christmas trees.

At this time of year, crossing a setter and a pointer gives you a pointsetter.

Santa only swims at the North Pool.

The Pole Vault is where Santa keeps all the presents.
 
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From:wingguy
Date:December 17th, 2007 11:51 pm (UTC)
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That is TERRIBLE! I'm going to remember as many as I can.
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From:john_holton
Date:December 18th, 2007 07:15 pm (UTC)
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That's why I posted these. Good to see you back, by the way.
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From:anahata56
Date:December 17th, 2007 11:58 pm (UTC)
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"Pointsetter"??????

OMG....
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From:john_holton
Date:December 18th, 2007 07:16 pm (UTC)
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Awful, ain't they? That's why I like them...

Chief Jack's Galley

There's a place for people who laugh at nothing...