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Chief Jack's Galley

There's a place for people who laugh at nothing...


December 20th, 2007

(no subject) @ 12:19 pm

Current Location: 30062
Current Music: "Old School", Everette Harp
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You've probably seen this and all its variants a thousand times before, but in case you haven't...



Schizophrenia - Do You Hear What I Hear?

Multiple Personality Disorder - We Three Kings Disoriented Are

Amnesia - I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas

Narcissistic - Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

Paranoid - Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me

Autistic - Jingle Bell Rock and Rock and Rock and Rock...

Senile Dementia - Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House In My Slippers and Robe

Oppositional Defiant Disorder - I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House

Obsessive-Complulsive Disorder - Deck the Halls And Deck the Halls And Deck the Halls Again

Tourette's Syndrome - Silent Night GODDAMN COCKPISSING ASSFUCK!!!

Social Anxiety Disorder - Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate

Mania: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town.

Depression: Silent Anhedonia, Holy Anhedonia, All is Flat, All is Lonely.

Personality Disorder: You Better Watch Out, I'm Going to Cry, I'm Going to Pout, Then Maybe I'll Tell You Why!

Obsessive Compulsive: Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Swing, Jingle Bell Swing, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Swing, Jingle Bell Swing, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock.

Suicidal: Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

Passive Aggressive: On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me (Then Took Away...).
 
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From:friendsafire
Date:December 20th, 2007 10:17 pm (UTC)
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I claim SAD...anyone got a paper bag I can breathe into?

Chief Jack's Galley

There's a place for people who laugh at nothing...