AOL Version 9.0 cool features you may not be aware of:
Easy tutorial helps users count past 8.0.
Pop-ups! More Pop-ups! (Oh wait, that's actually true and it's not funny at all.)
Buddy List automatically includes Larry King, whether you want him or not.
Identifies the best porn on the Internet so you know precisely which sites to, um, avoid.
Pedophiles 50% creepier!
You can install this version rectally.