That's right, friends! For only eight ninety-five - EIGHT NINETY-FIVE! - you can have a household free of Fox News of your very own!!! Tell those evil right-wing neocon mo-fo's what you think of them!
Of course, you could also program your television not to stop at Fox News, just as I did with the many flavors of CNN, the two PBS stations here in Atlanta, and MSNBC a long time ago. Or, you could take your chances with an antenna on your roof, since Fox News is a cable network. Or, hey, here's a thought: maybe just not watch?