Then, I get my bill from my cellular company, and it looks like the national debt. So, I made the decision to part ways with said cellular company and go with another one, and in the process include Mary on the plan. No problem there; it's just a time-consuming process. I did get a phone that makes the one that I've been carrying for three years look like a brick, and I can program tunes into the new one. I've already taught it "Desafinado". I know, another toy...what can you do?
I made beef stroganoff this evening for dinner. It was good, but I don't think I let the sauce thicken sufficiently. Hey, we were hungry, OK?
And, I think I might have finally finished the work I've been doing for one of our customers, and we can now bill them. Whoo hoo!
And, CSI Miami is on in less than an hour!
Life is good.
Some men are born great, some achieve greatness and some slit the throats of any man that stands between them and the mantle of power. You never met a man you couldn't eviscerate. Not that mindless violence is the only avenue open to you - but why take an avenue when you have complete freeway access? You are the definitive Man of Action. You are James Bond in a blousy shirt and drawstring-fly pants. Your swash was buckled long ago and you have never been so sure of anything in your life as in your ability to bend everyone to your will. You will call anyone out and cut off their head if they show any sign of taking you on or backing down. You cannot be saddled with tedious underlings, but if one of your lieutenants shows an overly developed sense of ambition he may find more suitable accommodations in Davy Jones' locker. That is, of course, IF you notice him. You tend to be self absorbed - a weakness that may keep you from seeing enemies where they are and imagining them where they are not.
What's Yer Inner Pirate?
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