May 16th, 2006

magikist

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Tuesday 'toons:

I had to laugh at today's Winger, mostly because of the second panel. I just happen to be one of those....

Day By Day features recruiting by the Border Patrol.

4-Block World presents a few options for border security, and no, itzwicks, building a wall isn't one of them.

Gaggle shows us Wolf Blitzer and the "blunder" from yesterday.

Dilbert shows us some of the dangers of taking on the biggest kid on the block.

Rob gets Bucky out of trouble -- temporarily, at least -- in today's Get Fuzzy.

Pearls Before Swine reminds us that not everyone likes puns. Anyone remember when Tim Kazurinsky was on Saturday Night Live and he played the doctor who would come up with all sorts of puns for various illnesses? For that matter, does anyone remember Tim Kazurinsky?

I see that Trudy is now taking fish oil in Unfit. I get mine from capsules, by the way.

That's it for today. I know it's a little late, but earlier this morning I wasn't finding anything funny.
magikist

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Thanks to Basil's Blog for this one:

Lawyer Sues Angels After Man Denied Mother's Day Bag

This is incredible. I mean, come on. This shyster is just out there trying to make a name for himself, get a lot of free advertising, and maybe a huge chunk of the settlement which will no doubt come of all of this. Didn't Shakespeare say something to the effect of "First, let's kill all the lawyers"?

I'm sorry, I realize that there are a lot of good lawyers out there. I can think of several just off the top of my head, people who helped me when I needed someone to help me interpret the laws of this nation and of the several states. But, for every good lawyer, I have no doubt that there's at least one, maybe more, who's an out-and-out utter shyster.

I'll bet this guy is a Democrat. There. I've said it.