(no subject) @ 02:17 pm
A man gets a call at work to stop by his son's school to discuss something with the teacher. When he arrives, the teacher explains to him that she had given the class an assignment to find out what their father did for a living, and that, when called upon, his son replied that his father was a disk jockey at a strip club. The man laughs and said, "I'm sorry, I should have warned you that I told him that. You see, I'm a project manager for Accenture, but you know, you can't tell a kid that."