John Holton (john_holton) wrote,
John Holton
john_holton

I haven't slept well in a couple of nights. I'm hoping things are different tonight, because I could really use the rest. Sunday night I attribute to adrenaline, last night I really can't say, but I haven't been able to sleep for more than an hour or so, and I'm really starting to feel tired.

Heard a couple of good jokes on the radio today:

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A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "What'll you have, buddy?" and he says, "I'll have a beer, and let me have one for the road."

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The Invisible Man married an invisible woman. Their kids were nothing to look at.

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OK...

I managed to make a pot of coffee in the room today and not put the pot on the coffee maker so that it could catch the coffee. Hmmm...I am tired...
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