I can't hear out of my right ear temporarily. I mean, when I swallow, I hear crackling noises in it, so I'm thinking something's stuck in my Eustachian tube, or I've got swimmer's ear or something. I figure I can wait it out for a while, maybe gargle a little more often. I'm sure it'll get better over the next day or two.
I'm home until early next year. Whee!