|Your Christmas Stocking Will Be Filled With Coal|
You haven't been *that* naughty this year
Santa is just screwing with you
|You Were Nice This Year!|
You're an uber-perfect person who is on the top of Santa's list.
You probably didn't even *think* any naughty thoughts this year.
Unless you're a Mormon, you've probably been a little too good.
Is that extra candy cane worth being a sweetheart for 365 days straight?