John Holton (john_holton) wrote,
John Holton

My version of the birthday song that they do at O'Charley's near us (and probably a whole bunch of other places):

Happy, happy birthday,
We hope nothing falls off,
We hope you don't get cancer
Or fall into a trough
We're glad that it's your birthday,
We really think it's swell!
We hope you go to heaven
And your enemies go to hell!


Now, aren't you birthday folks happy I didn't do this one?
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