John Holton (john_holton) wrote,
John Holton
john_holton
My version of the birthday song that they do at O'Charley's near us (and probably a whole bunch of other places):



Happy, happy birthday,
We hope nothing falls off,
We hope you don't get cancer
Or fall into a trough
We're glad that it's your birthday,
We really think it's swell!
We hope you go to heaven
And your enemies go to hell!

HEY!



Now, aren't you birthday folks happy I didn't do this one?
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