Dilbert borrows a joke from Groucho Marx.
I learned something from today's Big Nate. I'll have to remember this.
I also learned something from Get Fuzzy. I've been wondering about that expression.
Mike's wife makes a stab at being helpful in today's Unfit. I think the last panel is a real hoot, because I know people like that.
Day By Day features more Jan in a bikini. I have no idea what the cartoon is about.