I think Zed should hit Jan with his cane in today's Day By Day.
Cox & Forkum gives us a little perspective on gasoline prices.
4 Block World gives a little history lesson on the presidents.
Gaggle asks a tough question of an unbiased source.
Dogbert tells us what he would do if he ruled the world in today's Dilbert.
Drabble reflects (so to speak) on two advantages of being a vampire.
Get Fuzzy gives us Bucky's take on cartoons featuring cats. I guess he would know.
Luann talks about career choices.
Pearls Before Swine features more topology with the strip.
Unfit seems appropriate to me, for some reason.
Working Daze seems to occasionally degenerate into showing how much of a technoweenie Roy is. Still, it's pretty funny, because I know people like this.
UPDATE: Just saw today's Ipso Facto. It's good.
Th-th-th-that's all, folks! Back to my database.