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There's a place for people who laugh at nothing...


August 15th, 2006

(no subject) @ 12:14 pm

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Here's a joke, courtesy of a friend of Mary's:

Five Surgeons are discussing the types of people they like to operate on.

The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."

The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon chimes in, "You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed, "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, the head and the ass are interchangeable."
 
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From:lourdesmont
Date:August 15th, 2006 10:14 pm (UTC)
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Good thing I read this when I did not have anything to sporfle out my nose!!!

That was too damn funny and too damn true! You should see the political scandel that is currently going on in the Cape.

Hmmm ...

I think Dana may have a few things to say about it over the weekend ... (-:

BTW - would you mind if I introduced you to one of my "Phantom" friends? We are having an interesting talk about religion and I think you might come in handy since we are both catholic and PJ is a mormon.
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From:john_holton
Date:August 16th, 2006 12:05 am (UTC)
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You can add in whatever references you want to Dana's husband running around cussing like an old sailor about the politics. Maybe even say a word or two about how he's cleaning his guns in preparation for election season.

Sure, introduce me to said friend. Where is this discussion?

Chief Jack's Galley

There's a place for people who laugh at nothing...