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There's a place for people who laugh at nothing...

August 23rd, 2006

(no subject) @ 03:29 pm


I think my friend lourdesmont needs some relaxation. Maybe she should follow these instructions on how to relax.

If you are having a rough day, here is a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological journals. The strange thing is, it appears to work.

Picture yourself near a stream.

Birds are softly chirping in the cool mountain air.

No one knows your secret place.

You are in total seclusion from the hectic place called the world.

The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.

The water is crystal clear.

You can easily make out the face of the person you are holding underwater.

See. You're smiling already.

Have a better day, Lisa!
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Date:August 23rd, 2006 07:56 pm (UTC)
I dang near split me a gut a-laffin' at teh lady's funny suggestions. Ah'm a-thinkin' that I needs to do the furst cupla ones - ya know - with the gas stove and then pick up later on down teh line with the lighted match. Only dang issues is I gots me a dang 'lectic stove!!!!

(snarkity ... snarkity ... snark ...)

But your words so beautiful and touching! They were evocative of the daydreams I have been having most of the day ... blissful dreams of committing premeditate homicide on any number of annoying, stupid students and pissy parents ...

Thank you for that!!!

Sigh ... I am getting more and more pathetic as the week goes on ... sad, innit?
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Date:August 23rd, 2006 08:04 pm (UTC)
I forget exactly where I got that thing that I hid behind the cut. It's one of those things I wish I had written, and never fails to get me through some of those difficult days.

Glad I could be of help!

Chief Jack's Galley

There's a place for people who laugh at nothing...