John Holton (john_holton) wrote,
John Holton
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An election-time joke from a friend of mine:

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by a fellow cannibal.

Feeling hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...

Broiled Missionary: $10.00

Fried Explorer: $15.00

Baked Politician: $100.00.

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a price difference for the politician?"

The cook replied: "Have you ever tried to clean one?"

A little better than the last cannibal joke I posted out here, but not quite as good as this one: Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"
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