This is really funny, from Ferdy the Conservative Cat: Confused Americans for Truth - The First Whatever President. Hey, I'm voting for Ferdy, whether or not he runs.

As a side note, I ended up taking the two-button wheel mouse from the old computer and sticking it on the Mac. It now allows me to right-click, rather than having to Control-click. I'm now a happy camper. (I couldn't remember if I mentioned that earlier, but just in case, I'm mentioning it now.)

Off to deal with a massive .dmp file. I love Oracle.