John Holton (john_holton) wrote,
John Holton

Hat tip to the Grouchy Old Cripple in Atlanta:

The world expert on European wasps was strolling past a record shop. A sign caught his eye: "New Album - Wasps of the World" The man asked to hear the album and was given headphones. Three minutes later, he announced, "I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make and yet I recognize none of those."

The clerk offered to play another track. And another. And another. Still, the expert did not hear sounds he recognized. Suddenly, the clerk realized his mistake. "I'm really sorry," he said.

"I was playing you the bee side."
Tags: humor

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