John Holton (john_holton) wrote,
John Holton
john_holton

Just got this from a friend of mine. I'll hide it because it's a little gross:



I was at the airport and had to use the bathroom. I went into one of the stalls and closed the door, and was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: "Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed,"Doin' just fine!"

And the other person says: "So what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that, I ask myself. I say: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question. "Can I come over?"

By now I'm thinking, OK, this question is just too weird for me. I decide that I should just be polite and end the conversation. So, I say, "No.......I'm a little busy right now!!!"

Then I hear the person say nervously... "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!"



Well, I thought it was funny...
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