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November 26th, 2007

(no subject) @ 01:31 pm

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The only reason I'm sharing this is because I think the last thing is a riot...anderyn might be the only one to get it, though...

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In August I pulled over and changed cadona's flat tire (15 points). Last Thursday I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). In February I pulled magnetox1's hair (-5 points). In April I put money in crowfirestorm's expired parking meter (14 points). In September I gave gabrieltallant a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-938 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
john_holton

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From:anderyn
Date:November 26th, 2007 07:02 pm (UTC)

Of course you did!

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And the life you saved was your own!

Heee.

Chief Jack's Galley

There's a place for people who laugh at nothing...