John Holton (john_holton) wrote,
John Holton
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Got these from Grouchy Old Cripple:

Santa Claus slides down the chimney because it soots him.

One young boy calls him Santa Cause because he heard there was Noel.

Helpers at the North Pole are called subordinate clauses.

You really need to get spruced up to sell Christmas trees.

At this time of year, crossing a setter and a pointer gives you a pointsetter.

Santa only swims at the North Pool.

The Pole Vault is where Santa keeps all the presents.
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