Yeah, we probably could have done it ourselves, but then we'd really need a plumber.
On the work front, I tried to check on Usenet to see if there was anything about my Apache problem. There wasn't. Maybe I should post something there, except I'd probably get a lot of "Why don't you move to Linux?" Which I'd love to do, but right now I'm the only Linux guy... Looks like I'm going to have to try and figure it out on my own.