1. My Username is _____ because _____ .
2. My personal LJ is entitled _____ because _____ .
3. My personal LJ is subtitled _____ because _____ .
4. My Friends Page is called _____ because _____ .
5. My Default Userpic is _____ because _____ .
1. My user name is john_holton because it's my name (duh). It used to be johlt, which was my user ID at my old job, but I decided I wanted to dissociate myself from that place.
2. My journal is titled Chief Jack's Galley because that's all I could think of at the time. Chief Jack's Galley is the restaurant owned by Jack O'Brian, my lead character on Ghostletters.
3. My journal is subtitled "Screw 'em if they can't take a joke!" which, among other things, is a motto of mine. It reminds me that if someone is pissed off by something I write, it's not my problem.
4. My friends' page is titled "Mind over matter...I don't mind, you don't matter..." which is a corollary to (3): If I'm pissed off by something someone else writes, it's not their problem, and I should just blow it off. I could have picked something a little more offensive (e.g. "Ah, yer fulla shit!"), but I didn't think they'd let it pass.
5. My default userpic is my name spelled out as if it were the Hollywood sign. I got it at GlassGiant.com