1. ...owned a restaurant, what kind of food would you serve?
Greek, Chinese, ribs, steak, chicken and barbecue.
2. ...owned a small store, what kind of merchandise would you sell?
Guitars and guitar-related gear.
3. ...wrote a book, what genre would it be?
Humor. Think Dave Barry's two novels.
4. ...ran a school, what would you teach?
5. ...recorded an album, what kind of music would be on it?
Jazz, particularly blues-based and Brazilian.